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I’m Sorry To Say That Bonkers Tweet About The Big Rig Driver Who Looks Like Amy Schumer Is A Joke – Jalopnik


Screenshot: Facebook/Celina 52

Its possible you may have noticed that comedian Amy Schumer was trending on twitter today, something Im not sure Id ordinarily even notice, but the reason for it was something special: a post from a truck stop that featured a big rig driver that looked uncannily like Amy Schumer, only with a goofily vulgar T-shirt, one of those teardrop tattoos that usually suggests youve killed someone, a sign decrying public shitting, and more. Too much more, even.

Here, just look for yourself, from Celina 52 Truck Stop:

Where to start? The sign that says STOP Pooping In Our Parking Lot or how the mini fridge is worth $500 due to the Monster Energy branding, or that shirt or the what reward points? Theres just too much ridiculous shit in here to pick what to focus on.

And thats not even mentioning the Amy Schumer face, or that teardrop tattoo, which did merit an explanation from Celina 52 themselves:

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See? Its manslaughter, not murder. No biggie! We actually checked, and its even not such a biggie for some states CDL truck licenses, as Causing a fatality through the negligent or criminal operation of a CMV only carries a penalty of a one-year suspension. Huh.

Now, of course, all of this seems hard to believe because, yeah, its not real.

In case other posts like the one talking about the ghost sex sounds coming from their shower #3 dont convince you, I did also notice that the description of their page did list satire/parody, though it appears theyve removed that now.

But, come on. Its all just too perfect, too absurd, too funny, too beautiful for our mundane reality. The featuring of rewards points winners seems to be a theme, too:

A bucket full of coconut cookies, stuffed animals, and condoms, all from a dude wearing a Daddys Little Slut T-shirt? Come on.

Celina 52 actually has a real gift for the hilarious fake shirts. Look at this one:

Harry Potter Hates Ohio! Gold! Thats GOLD.

They actually seem to have a site that sells shirts, and while they have the Truckin -n- Fuckin one, they sadly dont seem to have the Harry Potter hates Ohio one. I guess theres rights issues there, but still.

Theres also this important post:

A good urine jug is something I can absolutely appreciate, so I hope supplies open up again soon.

So, yeah, this absolutely seems to be a joke. I reached out to Celina 52 for comment, and they responded with this:

Amelia I dont think is aware of any fame, but she is aware that her post has made its rounds on Twitter. Shes a great customer and even better trucker. One of the best there is honestly.

While its tempting to be disappointed that this magical place isnt real, dont be sad. Its still pretty damn funny, and I sure respect a good hoax like this.

Just enjoy it for what it is, and stop shitting in the parking lot.

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